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Everyday whuffos Vs. hardcore whuffos

Everyday whuffo asks:
What if your reserve doesn't open?

Everyday whuffo asks:
Do you have a death wish?

Harcore whuffo asks:
Wouldn't you rather put your kids through college?

Everyday whuffo asks:
Do you really think a helmet is gonna do you any good if your parachute doesn't open?

Harcore whuffo asks:
Do you really think a helmet is gonna do you any good if you perform a steep low turn?

Everyday whuffo asks:
Why jump of a perfectly good airplane?

Harcore whuffo asks:
a) Is it true that all DZ pilots are crazy?
b) Is it true that most DZ planes are not airworthy?

Everyday whuffo shows off his knowledge of the subject saying:
Today most parchutes are square.

Hardcore whuffo shows off his knowledge of the subject saying:
Most new parachutes are South African ZP.

Whuffo typology

	Everyday	Hardcore
Total jumps:	0	0
Main Source of (dis) information:	Terminal Velocity/Drop Zone (the movie).	MTV/ ESPN/ Hangs out at a bar near a DZ.
Will never jump because:	Is scared shitless.	would rather watch MTV/ ESPN/ + is scared shitless.
Skydivers put up with them because:	They are someones' friend/relative/boss	They think ther are someones' friend/relative/boss.
They can usually be found:	At DZs providing with soft kids for some skidiver to land into.	On every newsgroup/ chatroom / forum / bar near a DZ.

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